June 2012
The Similarities Between
my dad and Robert DeNiro’s character in “Meet The Parents” is STUPID.
Bad start to an awful day
I was walking through the kitchen at work to find my manager when one of the new prep cooks dumps boiling hot potatoes into the huge mixer and switches that bitch onto the HIGHEST SPEED. Scalding hot potato chunks flew everywhere including in my hair and clothes.
Bitch is so stupid. Have you never used even a hand mixer before?
Goddamnit, 4Chan
you guys know they’re going to troll the world with this “zombie” thing, right? They’ve already started. They named it, too.
LQP-79
Also, the “symptoms” sound like a terrible hangover.
May 2012
I'm not
Leaving my bed until I work tomorrow at 11 am
Worst.doctor.ever.
Instead of addressing my issues he spent a fucking hour trying to convert me to Christianity
I wanted a logical diagnosis, not “if you believe in Jesus Christ as your lord, you will be healed”.
Omg
What kind of functional doctor’s office only takes cash and checks?!
Current Truth
Sitting in the waiting room of a psychiatrists’ office to talk some things out so I can quit obsessing over the possibility of being diseased.
Totally trying not to cry.
Baby steps, Melissa.
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Omg
I was grocery shopping at the rouses in the cbd and I was in the same aisle as EMMA FUCKING WATSON.
“There’s a difference between being inconsiderate and not considering.”
– A dude who is wiser than he thinks
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Sometimes You Just Need Someone To Tell You A...
me: i wish to be an influential person!
Him:
you are
you influence me
me:
how so
him:
you for reals?
your passiveness has made me more direct
your work ethic has made me less lazy
me:
im really not that passive anymore
him:
(i know) your affection has made me less alone
your conversation and understanding has made me feel more sane
your defensiveness has made me more direct
me: really? all of that?
him: as well as more aware of how to approach a serious conversation logically and to make a serious emotional impact (whether it motivates or demotivates -- its an attempt)
not to mention how you have affected my taste in music, art, food, clothing, body types, personality types, and social activities
Wanderlust
The grand Tetons July 1-5 then back to Chicago July 26-30
Nyc in October
Jamaica and Mexico in November
I’m racking up the frequent flier miles
Life Truth #1:
People can be inconsiderate and downright cruel to complete strangers.
Especially when there’s food involved.
Quit being dogs.
We’re better than that.
Think before you speak. It takes a second to examine what you’re about to release from that gaping, snaggle-toothed, hole in your dumb face.
/End rant
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So This Just Happened:
Going to stay with my best friend www.shespeaksswahili.tumblr.com at Signal Mountain Lodge in Grand Teton National Park.
What up!?
(photo taken by Lauren)
I Need
an airline to like sponsor me or some shit.
So I can get all the free travel.
The great race is on to see if I can afford to go to the Grand Tetons the first week of July and Chicago the last week of July.
I don't know
How I feel about this old black lady in GOLD lipstick. Like super gold. And it’s smeared. ..
It makes me feel weird.
wheresthechorus replied to your post: Why I Do What I Do:
what exactly do you do? just curious, i space a lot and i dont remember from reading
haha it’s cool. my main focus is in publicity but i do event planning and booking as well
Why I Do What I Do:
because I’m a music fan.
In the words of the most awesome John Michael Rouchell {mynameisjohnmichael}
“This girl, she carries the flag”
fuck yeah.
NOLA.com,
your new layout sucks dick.
My Number One Pet Peeve:
People telling me something along the lines of, “you’re still so young! You have a lot of living to do! One day you’ll have responsibilities and bills to pay!”
EXCUSE ME?
Do you remember back when we were teenagers and we considered being 23-24 years old was an official and legitimate adult age?
I’m not a teenager anymore. I haven’t been a teenager for 5...
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