Louisiana's Climate: A bastard, bipolar stepchild
itscoffeetalk: I spent Thanksgiving swimming comfortably in a swimming pool, soaking in some of the rays and wondering if this so-called “Coldest Winter in Years” was a ho-hum or not. And only twenty-four hours, it is too cold to even step foot outside, despite the three layers of clothes I am currently wearing. If Mother Nature ran a psyche ward, Louisiana’s climate would be its top recurring...
behind skylines: Day 4: Write about your closest... →
behindskylines: I have a few close friends, including Angie Antimatter, C$, KCtotheMAXXX, M.C. Daigle and Nibblett, as well as a few others. I love how I have nicknames for all of them, hahaha. These girls have been there for me in more ways than I could even begin to describe. They have supported me and stood up… Aw, I miss you momma! The semester is almost over, so I want to hang out...
Cool Color-Changing Walls
tiffanyarei: Switch from colorful rainbow patterns to a pitch black surface in seconds. Want a bit of a flavorful accent? Spin the wheels again to display words or patterns of your choice. good god, dream house has this
Things I have done today:
went to court got drunk got ditched by my mother at a grocery store in Algiers cried my fucking eyes out chain smoked Today officially sucks.
Dear Louisiana State Court,
I had to go to traffic court today regarding my accident last year. I created a pile up on i-10 in baton rouge by not noticing traffic in front of me had come to a complete stop. It involved myself and 2 other vehicles [a truck and in front of him an SUV]. Well, that month my mother forgot to pay the insurance. So, I was uninsured. It’s awesome. I now have my very own policy with a car...
Anonymous asked: id love to put it in you :)
Anonymous asked: I was a terror since the public school era...
Anonymous asked: Do you ever listen to a song over and over again? But you don't realize how long you've been listening to it until you look at the numbers of plays. Then you wonder productive you could have been in the same amount of time.
Anonymous asked: I want your ugly. Can I haz it?
Put it in me...ask away →
In The Service Industry
Being a server is exactly like being a harlot.
Chris: How did you make so much money tonight???!
Me: Well, you see, first I got down on my knees
Chris: Then what??
Me: I sucked some awesome fucking dick
So, for my communications class, I had to interview someone. My professor didn’t say anything about a specific format…so…I winged it. Critiques from my fellow English and Comm majors PREASE? “As a self-proclaimed “foodie”, I set out to find a business savvy and determined entrepreneur. I found just the person in Nick Hufft- chef/owner of Moochie’s Mobile Munchies and the...
College Bars Scare Me
Went out tonight to interview my new friend, Nick Hufft. He is owner/chef of Curbside and Moochie’s Mobile Munchies. Entrepreneur doesn’t even begin to describe this man. He capitalizes on places like Bogie’s - a typical college bar where all the frat boys and sorority girls frequent. We both agreed that places like these terrify us, but it’s where the money is the best....
Stephen: Hey, are you at the Texas Club, or is that your twin?
Me: Do I seem like the type that would hang out at a place with the name "Texas" in it? lololol
Stephen: hahaha you know I thought about that when I asked
Me: you gotta kill the bitch. she is obviously the evil twin
... or is she?
tigersgorawrrr replied to your post: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME Work shirt I can understand, whats creepy is when they start stealing your panties. Hahahahah! You win, you totally fucking win.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I live in the most ghetto apartment complex. 2 weeks ago, there was a murder, today SOMEONE STEALS MY FUCKING WORK SHIRTS. My complex has a communal laundromat, I wash and dry 2 of my work shirts. Go to retrieve them from the dryer just now….AND THEY’RE GONE. Seriously, who steals someone’s work uniform?! This shit ain’t free! Now I have to buy new ones. Omg. When I...
I will stop messing around on the interwebs I will study for my math test I will do the job
I am dying
over this 4chan vs tumblr war. Currently surfing /b/ finding shit like “oh shit lololol you guys got reverse raided by a blog website demise of 4chan x100 sorry fags, legacy is over” this is the most hilarious internet war evar! KEEP IT COMING.
Coffee Talk.: Fast Food Fun Item of the Week: The... →
itscoffeetalk: Ahoy, followers. I am merely a blogger with a number-crunching budget. Because of this, I very frequently jump into the trends of some of fast food’s newest and heavily publicized entrees. Whilst some of these edible sensations are pretty pleasing to a hungering appetite, others will make… “Damnwich” and “Mc-feces” I fucking love you, Bobby...
tiffanyarei: thedailywhat: Kickass Cosplaying Kid of the Day: Michael Cobra’s three-year-old son wanted to dress up like Deadmau5 for Halloween, so he made him this adorable Mini-Deadmau5 getup. In response to requests for DIY directions, Cobra made an instruction sheet which you can download here [zipped PDF]. FWIW, Deadmau5 approves. [deadmau5.] OMG <3 Oh my god. i NEED a kid like...
nathanieljams: Daft Punk Is Playing At My House...
The thing I appreciate about my job is
there is always a way to make extra cash. Such as, bribing the servers when I’m a hostess. “I’ll bus your tables for you.” Everyone hates bussing, so I walk out $25 richer.
Concerning The Protest At The State Capitol This...
I have realized that it will not change a damned thing. The state will continue to turn our universities into over-priced technical schools. Art doesn’t make money, but engineering does. So, which department do you think the state is going to cut? Also, I come from a family where I am the first to attend a university [imagine the fucking pressure there…] My parents have told me my...
mikepfromop replied to your post:“ mikepfromop replied to your post: My hair is a… we shall see, me and bouge are comin into br thursday for ryan’s bday, u have any idea what his plans are Fuck, his birthday is Thursday. No, he hasn’t told me anything. I have to work unfortunately.
“ mikepfromop replied to your post: My hair is a metaphor if u go blonde, when i see you there will be a plethora of blonde jokes, just a warning” Fuck you, Mike. You know you will like it.
Vous Changez: Oh My God, You Guys. Oh.My.God. →
amusewithafire: petitsbattement: amusewithafire: petitsbattement: Let me describe the food porn I just inhaled : The KGB Burger from Curbside food truck. It’s a burger,right? It’s not just any burger. Served on a toasted bun with lettuce, tomato, and pickle [add your own damned condiments, because it doesn’t need any]. Perfectly cooked medium beef. You’re… /drool. I want said...
Vous Changez: Oh My God, You Guys. Oh.My.God. →
amusewithafire: petitsbattement: Let me describe the food porn I just inhaled : The KGB Burger from Curbside food truck. It’s a burger,right? It’s not just any burger. Served on a toasted bun with lettuce, tomato, and pickle [add your own damned condiments, because it doesn’t need any]. Perfectly cooked medium beef. You’re… /drool. I want said burger. Teleport to me? my device...
Oh My God, You Guys. Oh.My.God.
Let me describe the food porn I just inhaled : The KGB Burger from Curbside food truck. It’s a burger,right? It’s not just any burger. Served on a toasted bun with lettuce, tomato, and pickle [add your own damned condiments, because it doesn’t need any]. Perfectly cooked medium beef. You’re thinking, “So what? That doesn’t sound special!” ...