atticusross: Real talk Our phonebook came today which made me remember I used to spend hours looking up the names of everyone i’d ever met This was in elementary and middle school And then facebook happened Wow i don’t see a pattern here AT ALL Ahahhahaa
hahareally replied to your post: Speaking of Santorum… Two words. Santorum stain. Look it up. I NEED TO MAKE THAT INTO A T-SHIRT PRONTO
Speaking of Santorum...
Fuck Yeah, Bitches
Krewe du Vieux this Saturday followed by Super Water Sympathy at The Dragon’s Den! This year’s theme is : Crimes Against Nature Momma is going dressed as a genderqueer Rick Santorum good idea, or greatest idea?
TLC is premiering a kind of rip off of “The Bachelor” but with even more awkward shit to ensue. It’s 3 princes who are female retarded. New favorite t.v. show? “Under Cover Princes” Probably
OMG tutti frutti froyo on Manhattan has NUTELLA frozen yogurt, mango and lychee flavor pearls. HERE’S ALL OF MY MONEY
Wait in line for 30 min, get to counter, informed they’re cash only. You’re the DMV, a part of the state government, it’s 2012- CASH ONLY?! had to leave and go to bank
I'm the Fury in Your Head: "22 year old female... →
“22 year old female slays entire construction crew” Construction has been going on restoring a house on Spruce street for quite sometime now and complaints have been minimal, except for the young adults that live directly next door. Reporters asked Mr. Larsen his take on the situation,”The work started early and was loud, but I think it was the music that made Lauren snap.” Country...
I have to go to the Harvey DMV today.
paradisenull replied to your post: Just For Shits and Giggles You’ll get so many more laughs out of it than actual usage. Just a heads-up hahaha Oh, I found that out within the first 2 seconds on the site!
douchebag douchebag pedophile pervert douchebag OMG I KNOW HIM douchebag why the hell is the “guido” look popular on the Westbank ? douchebag seriously, that mustache isn’t working for you neither is that beard you’re probably an asshole douchebag fuck! i know him too! WHAT’S GOING ON IN NEW ORLEANS? I know it’s not that hard to get laid
Just For Shits and Giggles
I made a profile on OkCupid.com s/n is AintGotNoBooty Come getchu a snowflake! …dat’s racist… this is who I’m planning on hitting on:
It's Easy To Tell
who went and saw The Grey starring Liam Neeson by all the fucking wolf pictures being posted. Good movie.
TWLOHA [final version] Press Release
written by Tania Vidal of 3 Ring Circus January 22, 2012 3 Ring Circus 1638 Clio St. New Orleans, La 70130 (504)-569-2700 BigTop3Ring@Gmail.com FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE A Mardi Gras Fundraiser for To Write Love On Her Arms (TWLOHA) (New Orleans, La- January 22,2012)- 23 year old college...
boydyke: High Quality VHS in Chemistry Lecture. All this modern technology like VCRs scares me. Oh god I think I see a laser disc. I’m going to cry myself to sleep. THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL!
Let Me Express
how excited I am to drive an hour to my 8 am class …
unfuckwithable.ca: Last day in New Orleans →
unfuckwithable: Note: This is my second time writing this because I accidentally hit Refresh on my browser instead of New Tab, and didn’t save it because I’m not smart. Here we go again. Since I have roughly 30 hours left in this city before I head off to Miami (and then DC, granted my investigations and… I wish you luck in your health and future endeavors. I also apologize for no date,...
theadventurecontinues reblogged this from you and added: You came to our set?! Hahah. I literally live right around the corner from the set
I got so drunk at the zoo today…
2 daiquiris in
They do not short you on the liquor at the zoo. Drunk and harassing emus
I like how websites like Tumblr and Twitter call...
domics: Because, yeah, on youtube people can “subscribe” to you. But it doesn’t compare to being FOLLOWED. When I think “subscribe” I simply think of someone just signing up for some weekly newspaper horoscope or some shit. But admit it, when you see “______ is now following you”, you fucking feel like Moses. Let my people reblog.
Bad times with technology
I’m sitting here listening to NOPD on a police radio scanner (over 20 murders since the first of the year, I’m understandably curious) and my mom is about to have a panic attack. “Turn that shit off,Melissa!” My dad used to be a lieutenant for JPSO and he spent his down time watching football with his radio on at all times. The sound of police force lingo was always present...