Take A Load Off Of Yo' Mind,Boy
my little bro is still super sad, so i’m taking him to The Revivalists show at One Eyed Jacks tonight. You should go. And preferably buy his sad ass a shot.
Obamacare is justified
itscoffeetalk: And allow me to say that this may just be one man’s opinion worth skipping over or unfollowing for some of you, but at the same time this is not from a matter of opinion — this is from the heart, the heart of a child that had to watch his mother pass away before his very eyes from cancer — a very treatable cancer at that — because despite her hard work to support two kids as a...
Hilary and Myself
did a 20 mile bike ride through the city today in the 100+ degree heat. I just laid down in my bed and I don’t think I’m getting up any time soon. omg
I Want To Go For A Bike Ride
but the heat will probably kill me.
I REBLOG BECAUSE TRUTH
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
When you go to check on your table and they are...
waitressprobs: considering the past week has included the Southern Baptists convention, this has happened to me every day at work. Usually proceeded with, “can we pray for you?” …yeah… it’s not going to help, though.
when I have to train the new people
When someone orders a Pepsi right after I say we...
I dare you
To name something more appropriate for a horror movie than the sounds of the Calliope from the Natchez steamboat on the river.
I watched “Midnight In Paris” for the first time last night and… omg my boyfriend…they had my boyfriend, Dali. Good job, Adrien Brody.
I just had a big kid realization :
I have 1 year left on my parents’ health insurance.
Neutral Ground PR: 2 AWESOME Events You Should... →
neutralgroundpr: There’s some exciting shows going on this weekend! The first is taking place at Hey! Cafe at 4332 Magazine St. here in NOLA tomorrow night (Thursday June 21). Featuring Slingshot Dakota, Sirens, and Dustin Walkowski & Ryan Leavelle. All ages, awesome coffee, sweet tunes and a mere $5 at the…
It’s people like this prick that make me seethe and foam at the mouth. He’s sitting at the head of the table and his family of 9 is with him. He’s a pastor in a Lutheran church. He’s currently talking about ways to not give into gay pressure. God complex? Probably. You’re supposed to be a fucking role model to your parish and you’re sitting there, preaching...
There's a reason
I hate working during the southern Baptist convention and that is that sometimes religion brings occasional bigotry. “Those homosexuals are taking over.” What a douche canoe. Take your ultra conservativism and fuck yourself in the ass with it. I promise it will feel nice.